Idol Boyfriends

There seems to have been some confusion about my Idol boyfriends this season, so I thought I would explain myself so everyone understands why I have so many.

• Anoop is future husband.  He's quirky, geeky and kind-of-strangely adorable.  He takes himself way too seriously, which reflects a work ethic that will make him successful, but still has a sense of humor.  He's stable and steady.  He's also wicked smaht.  Perfect type for marrying.
• Kris is hot boyfriend.  He is, well, hot.  He's also sweet but not really intelligent or interesting enough to keep my attention for more than a short while.  He would be a perfect candidate for the middle-aged cougar phase.
• Matt is secret boyfriend.  Something about him is ridiculously and understatedly sexy without his being that hot at all.  It might be that he has a starving artist feel about him.  He has to be a secret because, if future husband finds out, he would be offended that there is no "I understand why you cheated on me because this dude is ridiculously hott" excuse to use. 
• Adam is gay boyfriend.  We hang out, go shopping and check out guys together.  He would likely encourage the cougar phase but would give unheeded advice to stay away from Matt.  (Because Adam, too, is offended that Matt is not as hot as Kris.)